dragon Ex Member death predictor Jun 6th, 2010 at 3:17am Print Post this is funny: http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php dragon: At age 106 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose. IP Logged
Matt Colonel Offline Everyone at SHADO drinks coffee! Posts: 2391 Location: Coventry, RI Re: death predictor Reply #1 - Jun 6th, 2010 at 8:30am Print Post Matthew White: At age 100 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck. Too funny! What do you mean, we're out of coffee! WWW IP Logged
Lightcudder Colonel Offline Trust no one. Posts: 1311 Location: Here. When you least expect it Re: death predictor Reply #2 - Jun 6th, 2010 at 10:01am Print Post Well I'm well and truly crappity smacked. I have only another 8 years before i take an overdose of mescaline, wander into the desert and get eaten by coyotes. Shit. can i get all the stories written before then? I need some air. WWW IP Logged
dragon Ex Member Re: death predictor Reply #3 - Jun 6th, 2010 at 4:11pm Print Post hmm, methinks maybe you have my future. After all, i live in a desert with coyotes and mescaline ... wierd .. LOL. I guess that puts an end to any travel plans to come see the dragon... IP Logged
dragon Ex Member Re: death predictor Reply #4 - Jun 6th, 2010 at 4:15pm Print Post I decided to see what else might lie in store for me, after all, it's a predictor, not an infallible .. dragon: At age 91 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you. I'm thinkin' the dragon thing may have something to do with the length of life ... neh? a little concerning here ... LOL <laughter> IP Logged
Lightcudder Colonel Offline Trust no one. Posts: 1311 Location: Here. When you least expect it Re: death predictor Reply #5 - Jun 6th, 2010 at 4:26pm Print Post At least you get longer than I do. 64.... Sod it. so many men, so little time. Snerk -- what a very descriptive word! we don't have deserts here.....unless you count the sand dunes in Blackpool? and what is a coyote? will a Labrador do instead? MEscaline...can I replace that with Single malt whisky..... Got areally nice bottle of Laphroaig open at the moment! I need some air. WWW IP Logged
dragon Ex Member Re: death predictor Reply #6 - Jun 6th, 2010 at 5:17pm Print Post LOL. Coyote is a well known figure from Native American mythology. He's a trickster. Wild. Smaller than a wolf, larger than a fox. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Canis_latrans.jpg actually canine rather than lupine or vulpine. Somewhat solitary rather than running in packs. I've got a couple of dogs that look like they might be crosses. Of course, I've got a couple that look like dingoes too ... LOL Southern NM has both coyotes and mescaline (which is a derivative of the peyote plant and is used in native american religious rituals here about) see, font of useless info <g> Like I said, sounds far more like something that could happen to me than you. <snerk> d IP Logged