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Write Rat Major SHADO Research Offline Straker and his coffee. Posts: 356 Location: United States	Colonel Freeman's difficulties Feb 21^st, 2011 at 2:25am	Print Post
	(sent to me by Helen Weber, she sends her friends humor she finds on the net ) Alcohol Labelling This should be taken seriously!!! Alcohol Labels Just Like Cigarettes Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. (only briefs in Alec's case)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex- lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. (Not in Alec's case unless it is really not canon ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.. (Not in Alec's case when you consider he knocked that guy into orbit who was about to hit Straker . I think even completely sloshed he'd protect Straker. )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


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Neesierie Colonel Offline Straker, somehow it's always about you. Posts: 990 Location: Fulton, MO	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #1 - Feb 21^st, 2011 at 2:40am	Print Post
	Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

	The sky is not the limit; nor are the stars.
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Matt Colonel Offline Everyone at SHADO drinks coffee! Posts: 2391 Location: Coventry, RI	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #2 - Feb 21^st, 2011 at 2:47am	Print Post
	Love it! I alway thought Alec had an alien implant that allowed him to drink as much as he wanted, without felling the effects.

	What do you mean, we're out of coffee!
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Neesierie Colonel Offline Straker, somehow it's always about you. Posts: 990 Location: Fulton, MO	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #3 - Feb 21^st, 2011 at 4:39am	Print Post
	Hey. Whatever works, man.

	The sky is not the limit; nor are the stars.
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Write Rat Major Offline Straker and his coffee. Posts: 356 Location: United States	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties (continued) Reply #4 - Feb 22^nd, 2011 at 12:37am	Print Post
	(pics from a site and book I love: Disapproving Rabbits) **Alec resigns from SHADO for the 6885000000000th time."Consider this my resignation..." Alec decides to stay with Straker, but only under certain conditions."If you expect me to get through a weekend with you, I'm gonna need more booze." Straker considers Alec's demands and adds his own conditions. "You want me to give up the booze for WATER?" Straker puts on his look of command.** (notice eyeliner) Straker has his own problems when Alec gets revenge for being forced to drink water. "I am NOT staying in this new office, Alec! What part of claustrophobia do you not understand?" the end?


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Neesierie Colonel Offline Straker, somehow it's always about you. Posts: 990 Location: Fulton, MO	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #5 - Feb 22^nd, 2011 at 3:01am	Print Post
	God, what a great idea! Why don't they just do the movie using rabbits? They're so cute, yet can really emote! So fun, Amelia! Where did you find such cute bunnies?

	The sky is not the limit; nor are the stars.
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Matt Colonel Offline Everyone at SHADO drinks coffee! Posts: 2391 Location: Coventry, RI	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #6 - Feb 22^nd, 2011 at 4:14am	Print Post
	Loved the white rabbit as Ed.

	What do you mean, we're out of coffee!
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Write Rat Major Offline Straker and his coffee. Posts: 356 Location: United States	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #7 - Feb 22^nd, 2011 at 9:02am	Print Post
	Neesierie wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2011 at 3:01am: God, what a great idea! Why don't they just do the movie using rabbits? They're so cute, yet can really emote! So fun, Amelia! Where did you find such cute bunnies? I put it in light green, but husband points out it is also on some of the pics. http://www.disapprovingrabbits.com/ If you enjoyed that, you may like: http://cuteoverload.com/ I apologize, Matt. I couldn't find a gorgeous enough rabbit to be Colonel Lake.


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Matt Colonel Offline Everyone at SHADO drinks coffee! Posts: 2391 Location: Coventry, RI	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #8 - Feb 22^nd, 2011 at 3:30pm	Print Post
	Quote: I apologize, Matt. I couldn't find a gorgeous enough rabbit to be Colonel Lake. I'm honored that you thought about me. (Matt bows in gratitude)

	What do you mean, we're out of coffee!
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Write Rat Major Offline Straker and his coffee. Posts: 356 Location: United States	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #9 - Feb 23^rd, 2011 at 1:00am	Print Post
	Matt wrote on Feb 22^nd, 2011 at 3:30pm: Quote: I apologize, Matt. I couldn't find a gorgeous enough rabbit to be Colonel Lake. I'm honored that you thought about me. (Matt bows in gratitude) Shouldn't that have been 'hopped'? At the very least, a binky. http://language.rabbitspeak.com/rabbittalk_binkies.html I was a ordinary magic rabbit handler/magician's assistant for a brief time, my late uncle (also a master diver in the Contra Costa Sheriff's Department) was a professional clown and magician. I know a lot of magician's secrets.


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Matt Colonel Offline Everyone at SHADO drinks coffee! Posts: 2391 Location: Coventry, RI	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #10 - Feb 23^rd, 2011 at 1:34am	Print Post
	At least a head flick. Quote: I was a ordinary magic rabbit handler/magician's assistant for a brief time, my late uncle (also a master diver in the Contra Costa Sheriff's Department) was a professional clown and magician. I know a lot of magician's secrets. My wife, many years ago, assisted her uncle in his magic show. She knows quite at bit about the subject but she's quiet about it too. I understand why, so I don't nag her about it. (Too much grin)

	What do you mean, we're out of coffee!
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Write Rat Major Offline Straker and his coffee. Posts: 356 Location: United States	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #11 - Feb 23^rd, 2011 at 2:43am	Print Post
	Quote: My wife, many years ago, assisted her uncle in his magic show. She knows quite at bit about the subject but she's quiet about it too. I understand why, so I don't nag her about it. (Too much grin) My deceased uncle had a small guillotine he used for magic . Writers generally need fingers.


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Matt Colonel Offline Everyone at SHADO drinks coffee! Posts: 2391 Location: Coventry, RI	Re: Colonel Freeman's difficulties Reply #12 - Feb 23^rd, 2011 at 3:29am	Print Post
	Ouch, that could be a problem. I'd have to type with my nose.

	What do you mean, we're out of coffee!
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