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Re: And another writers' link.. ;-)
Reply #1 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 3:28pm
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Ah, well, my favourite insult is an old scottish one.. Ye prannack-faced wassack

(or partan-faced wassack ... not quite as abrasive!)
  

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Re: And another writers' link.. ;-)
Reply #2 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 3:35pm
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I like

Thou misbegotten elf-skinned whey-face!


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Reply #3 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 3:59pm
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I once had the misfortune to teach an 8yr old boy who was utterly vile. Foul-mouthed and accused me of hitting him..  Angry

he looked like a frog.. big bulging eyes. I had to teach him for three years and the only way I coped was to sing, under my breath..........

  Scrofulous  to..oad, odious to..oad scrofulous toad , odious toad..

Nice easy words. just drag the 'toad' part out and sing it to the tune of 'Morning has broken'. Fits really well. Grin

In the end, all I had to do to feel better was to hum the tune to myself!

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Reply #4 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 4:02pm
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Jee-ay-zus!

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Reply #5 - Sep 2nd, 2010 at 4:14pm
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No... I told you..

Scrofulous  toe ...'oh'..d
Odious toe...'oh'..d

not Jee..zay..us... simply doesn't fit with the tune!!

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